Wednesday 13 May 2009

A rat in our midst

I had planned to write to you today about the most stellar weekend I had in Minneapolis. In short, it was filled with friends, fun, food and booze. Could not have been better.

For those of you who have been following, meeting Virtual Crush was amazing. Better than I could have imagined. Details to come. I'm all humming to myself and smiling for no reason since I met him.

But all of this will have to wait because something terrible has happened and I need your help.

For the second time someone has outed the true identity of Martini. This time to one of her exes and to a client at work! Many of you who read this blog read hers too or read about her here so you may be wondering why her blog was shut down late last week.

Not knowing who else this person planned to send it to, she put a lock on it until she can figure some things out. She's not sure if she'll be back. This should draw frowns from all of you, as she is hilarious and helps many of us get through our sad single moments.

The poo face who did this has remained anonymous. Martini has no idea who it is. She has the e-mail address of one Shannon J. Kramer. If you're reading this "Shannon" you should know I am shaking my head and making that face Queen Latifa makes when she is right pissed at someone. It's not pretty.

To the rest of you, if you know who this is, tell her what a Ball Sack she is. If she follows your blog -- Beware. She is the pits. Period.

As for Martini, I'm sure you'll still hear about her many shenanigans here. But not with all the great vagina jokes because she's way better at those than me. Sadness. I'll keep you posted on what's happening with the hunt for Shannon Kramer.

If you have Martini's e-mail, please send her your well wishes, or any good nasty phrases she can use in future correspondence with the psycho hose beast.

I'm counting on you blog community. Don't let me down!

21 comments:

  1. Not again!

    These people need to stop toying with my emotions and find a better past time than manufacturing fake names and fake email addresses and then outing Martini. LAME (said like Ashley from Rock of Love Bus).

    And April 23rd's "I frown at" - Pepto-Bismol makes your spit black? Weird!

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  2. Holy crap! I got outed by a stranger a couple of months ago too! You can check out my story here: http://27dressesincleveland.blogspot.com/2009/03/keep-your-friends-close.html

    Martini, you're not alone!

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  3. once upon a time i read Martini's blog but the last time it was shut down i wasn't allowed back in. i am really sorry to hear this happened again.

    let her know we're all thinking of her and praying for the hanging of the bastardich who is doing this to her.

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  4. What the EFFFFFFFF.... seriously!?!?!? These people need LIVES.

    Well I love both you and Martini! Hopefully we can all make it through this ......

    BOOOOOOOO

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  5. Who honestly has the time to do this sort of thing? I'm thinking this person may also spend a lot of time yelling "booyah" into their Xbox headset.

    You both make me snort in my office on a regular basis...I won't stand for this business.

    ::runs off to purchase brass knuckles::

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  6. Delurking (hi!) to comment what bullshit this is! What kind of person is dedicated to destroying another’s life like this? Get your OWN damn life. Stop living through and destroying other’s lives just to get your sick, neglected under-achieved rocks off. I liken this to stepping in dog poo – no matter how hard you scrape your shoe off, that stench still remains. Hopefully, his/her stench won’t contaminate the air and ruin it for the rest of us. Wishing Martini (and you) the best.

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  7. I wonder if it's the same sad, pathetic person who did it last time. I love Martini's blogs (I've read all of them) and will be sad if one (or possibly two) people ruin the enjoyment for so many of us as well as making things awkward for Martini.

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  8. Bleh. What a bummer. I hope she finds the bitch and kicks some ass. Is this the sort of thing you can get arrested for?

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  9. booo. what am i suppose to read now?? (besides your blog of course!)

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  10. Awww...thank you for your support bloggy friends! Believe me, I am down but NOT out. This is one martini glass that is not breakable (unlike the 12 I once owned and broke one by one). Umm...anyhow, totally going to keep writing, and then one day, you'll see a book at the store with a big martini glass on the cover, and you'll know....ahhh....she's still single and dating the wrong people! YES!

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  11. I was wondering what happened to Martini! That blows! Who the hell is Shannon Kramer? Sounds like a bad alias to me!

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  12. Lets me and you start a mafia. You be the muscle. I'll be the brains and good looks. We should probably reverse that.

    This plan already failed.

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  13. Delurking to say that it sucks that someone would out Martini! I love both of your blogs and I hope whoever outed her gets their ass kicked!

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  14. That is such crap. Can't a person write their thoughts and emotions on the internet in privacy anymore... damn! Tell Martini we will miss her greatly. :(

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  15. That is seriously fucked up. I hope Martini finds the person and then murders them and dumps them in the ocean.

    I do freelance murder work. Just have her people call my people.

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  16. WTF? To a CLIENT? Below the belt, man. Someone has got to get a life. One word: KARMA. We'll miss you, Martini!!!

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  17. OH man this sucks so bad! I found Martini's blog through a post on a friend of a friend's blog and from martini's blog I found yours! That was on tuesday and now her blog is gone :( Good thing I had time to read most of her posts! Im still laughing at you guy's stunt to get some free airplane tickets!
    Well atleast we still got you! Lets hope no fake-ass bitch comes mess with you too :O

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  18. Came over from RS27s site. This sucks, never got a chance to read Martini's blog. I'm in Mpls too though! So yeah, hi or whatever.

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  19. Seriously, this Shannon sucks. She is low and obviously bored w/ her life to decide to mess w/ others. What a bitch.

    And I can't wait to hear how your MN trip was! I wish I had been in town to be able to meet you gals out for some drinks. Bad timing. :(

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  20. bummer! i had just stumbled upon her new blog too. mean people SUCK!! i do enjoy reading your blog though, so keep it up girly!

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