Single Grrrl: If I were a boy ...

Thursday, 26 March 2009

If I were a boy ...

I would wear these amazing cuff links from Etsy. Why is that movie soooo amazing? And what could I wear these cuff links with ...

You could easily insert me into this scene (And I'd make a way better chick KK than Hillary Swank):

Miyagi: Karate come from China, sixteenth century, called te, "hand." Hundred year later, Miyagi ancestor bring to Okinawa, call *kara*-te, "empty hand."

Daniel (played by yours truly): I thought it came from Buddhist temples and stuff like that.

Miyagi: You watch too much TV.

Classic.

2 comments:

Cristina27 March 2009 at 12:28
If I were a boy I'd wear those...
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Unknown27 March 2009 at 16:07
Phoenix Native in da house!!!! Sorry, that was retarded......Hey I dont conform to the gender roles of todays society! Monday morning conference call, me, my french cuff button up, black skirt and these babies (points to cuff links)!
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Feb. 12

I heart:
Surprises

I frown at:
Packing

Jan. 26

I heart:
Rural Alberta Advantage

I frown at:
Bad dreams

August 5

I heart:
Orange Vitamin Water

I frown at:
Phoenix in August

July 28

I heart:
My new, dark vixen hair

I frown at:
Phoenix in July

June 19

I heart:
FRIDAYS!!!

I frown at:
When you eat asparagus and your pee smells really weird all day

June 17

I heart:
Those little packets of flavor you put in your water. Now mine tastes like fruit punch. Yum.

I frown at:
I will reiterate -- people who shout between offices. Get up and go in there. Instant message. Pick up the phone!

June 2

I heart:
Hearts and Frowns! Why has it been so long?

I frown at:
Push-ups. Blech.

April 28

I heart:
Sleep

I frown at:
People who yell between offices instead of getting up and walking over there. Did their mothers teach them nothing???

April 23

I heart:
Pane Bianco

I frown at:
Pepto-Bismol (why does it turn your spit black?)

April 19

I heart:
Pride weekend in Phoenix

I frown at:
pretty much everything because I am hungover

April 17

I heart:
My Virtual Crush -- he's dreamy

I frown at:
The continued slashing of newspaper staffs everywhere

April 13

I heart:
Phosphorescent

I frown at:
insomnia

April 9

I heart:
Checking things off my work to-do list

I frown at:
Dropping oatmeal on my keyboard

April 7

I heart:
Minty Refresh tea

I frown at:
Physical therapy (ouch!)

April 6
I heart:
Metro Light Rail

I frown at:
Ironing

April 2
I heart:
The way my dog smells when he lays in the sun

I frown at:
my greasy hair

March 27

I heart:
New tubes of paint

I frown at:
automated telephone systems

March 25

I heart:
Coffee. Soooo much

I frown at:
People who are mean to the homeless

March 24

I heart:
Long lunches

I frown at:
Jaywalkers

March 19

I heart:
Thao with The Get Down Stay Down

I frown at:
Dogs that sneeze on my toes (you know who you are, you two!)