Single Grrrl: Random Thoughts

Friday 20 March 2009

Random Thoughts

Thought of the day: Why does McDonald’s coffee always have a weird film on the top of it? Almost like it’s oily. Do they put grease even in their coffee? What is that shiz???

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Limerick Wednesday All-Stars! (You can be here, too. Send me a Limerick. The dirtier the better.)

there once was a girl called Calamity
who used quite a lot of profanity
her friends liked to do the robot,
but she preferred to drop it like it's hot
while pondering the state of humanity

-- by Plushroom Soup at Plushroom Soup

There once was a blog with this girl
who wrote about times that she hurled
one day she got drunk
and so to herself she did thunk
about how rs27 is best in the world.

-- by rs27 at Your Beard Is Good

There once was a girl who lived in Minne
She drank too much and scraped her knee
Her husband said she shouldn't drink
It made her want to drown him in a sink
Instead she decided to have another beer
-- by Kellie at Beauty is in the Eye of the Beer Holder

Hearts and Frowns

Feb. 12

I heart:
Surprises

I frown at:
Packing

Jan. 26

I heart:
Rural Alberta Advantage

I frown at:
Bad dreams

August 5

I heart:
Orange Vitamin Water

I frown at:
Phoenix in August

July 28

I heart:
My new, dark vixen hair

I frown at:
Phoenix in July

June 19

I heart:
FRIDAYS!!!

I frown at:
When you eat asparagus and your pee smells really weird all day

June 17

I heart:
Those little packets of flavor you put in your water. Now mine tastes like fruit punch. Yum.

I frown at:
I will reiterate -- people who shout between offices. Get up and go in there. Instant message. Pick up the phone!

June 2

I heart:
Hearts and Frowns! Why has it been so long?

I frown at:
Push-ups. Blech.

April 28

I heart:
Sleep

I frown at:
People who yell between offices instead of getting up and walking over there. Did their mothers teach them nothing???

April 23

I heart:
Pane Bianco

I frown at:
Pepto-Bismol (why does it turn your spit black?)

April 19

I heart:
Pride weekend in Phoenix

I frown at:
pretty much everything because I am hungover

April 17

I heart:
My Virtual Crush -- he's dreamy

I frown at:
The continued slashing of newspaper staffs everywhere

April 13

I heart:
Phosphorescent

I frown at:
insomnia

April 9

I heart:
Checking things off my work to-do list

I frown at:
Dropping oatmeal on my keyboard

April 7

I heart:
Minty Refresh tea

I frown at:
Physical therapy (ouch!)

April 6
I heart:
Metro Light Rail

I frown at:
Ironing

April 2
I heart:
The way my dog smells when he lays in the sun

I frown at:
my greasy hair

March 27

I heart:
New tubes of paint

I frown at:
automated telephone systems

March 25

I heart:
Coffee. Soooo much

I frown at:
People who are mean to the homeless

March 24

I heart:
Long lunches

I frown at:
Jaywalkers

March 19

I heart:
Thao with The Get Down Stay Down

I frown at:
Dogs that sneeze on my toes (you know who you are, you two!)