Who was the douche who coined the term “hump day?” I just know it was a dude. A dude with teeth that are a little too white, hair a little too coiffed, skin a little too tan. You know the guy I’m talking about. Hump day is misleading. We don’t get to hump all day (well I guess in some lines of work one does.) And for some reason it always makes me think of camels, which makes me think of the sun and sand, which in turn makes me think of a beach and how I’d rather be there than in my office. So it's not really a motivating phrase, it's a big, whorish tease of a phrase. Hump day. Hmph! Won’t you join me in creating a new idiom people?
There once was a girl who lived in Minne She drank too much and scraped her knee Her husband said she shouldn't drink It made her want to drown him in a sink Instead she decided to have another beer -- by Kellie at Beauty is in the Eye of the Beer Holder