Wednesday 25 March 2009
Random Thought
Who was the douche who coined the term “hump day?” I just know it was a dude. A dude with teeth that are a little too white, hair a little too coiffed, skin a little too tan. You know the guy I’m talking about. Hump day is misleading. We don’t get to hump all day (well I guess in some lines of work one does.) And for some reason it always makes me think of camels, which makes me think of the sun and sand, which in turn makes me think of a beach and how I’d rather be there than in my office. So it's not really a motivating phrase, it's a big, whorish tease of a phrase. Hump day. Hmph! Won’t you join me in creating a new idiom people?
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I have a couple
ReplyDeleteWeednesday- Thats for the stoners
Brownday- Hug your favorite brown person. I would hug myself.
Unicornday- Because if you don't like unicorns you can get the hell out of my life.
choose wisely.
I'm going with Unicornday, although I'd still hug you on Unicornday because it would such a day of joy!
ReplyDeleteThat damn George Hamilton making up day names. He needs to piss off.
ReplyDeleteHalfway Day - its what they meant by Humpday anyway, and it doesn't instantly get my mind in the gutter. I need no help with that...
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