Wednesday, 29 April 2009

Patient Zero

Today's been a whirlwind of meetings that have left me kind of cranky. You know that feeling like you've been go go going and accomplished nothing?

So I have just this to say: I am tired of hearing about the swine flu!
If this turns out to be the next bubonic plague, I will eat my words. Although I won’t be able to keep them down because I will be vomiting them and everything else as I die a slow, painful death. But I just don’t think that will happen.

You know what kills the most people around the world? AIDS. Heart disease. These things should cause people to panic, but they don't. I don't see people pulling kids out of schools or locking themselves in their homes or walking down the beach wearing condoms or face masks to keep the sex and cheeseburgers away.

I say we find this kid and kick his little butt for causing all this trouble (kidding. I don't advocate child violence. But we could steal his allowance or his candy or something.)
I mean who tongues a pig --wait! Do NOT answer that.


  1. I've never worn a face mask to keep the sex away, but now that I think about it, it would probably work. Who wants to have sexy time with someone wearing a face mask?

  2. i agree with you! i'm sick of hearing about the swine flu. if people would be more proactive about aids, etc then it would be a better world to live in...

    to shine: i know of people who like ot have sex with face masks on... they are strange peoples.

  3. But seriously, where are this kid's parents? I'm gonna guess they thought this was cute and took the picture. I think they'll change their minds when we find the kid and have it arrested for starting the swine flu pandemic.

  4. Um, that pic is disturbingly cute. Does that make any sense?

    I am w/ you though. So tired of hearing about swine flu. It's just another version of the regular flu (which actually kills thousands of people a month) But you don't see people freaking out about regular good ol flu. This new flu has the word SWINE before it so it must be SO much worse!!!